wet billy

n. The process of sticking a finger up your nose, then placing the product into someone else's ear. Even more gross then a "Wet Willy". Ewwwww.

buttcheese (but' - cheez)

n. A person resembling, literally or figuratively, the cheese produced by a butt or the stench eminating from it. Not to be confused with a cheesebutt.
v. butt·chees·ing The act of spreading cheese (with a cheese spreader) on one's anus and/or posterior.

poopbag (poop' - bag)

n. A bag of poop. Can be used to describe someone who is completely full of shit.